Alright, so I’d been hearing about these Tenga things for a while. The ‘Easy Beat Egg’, specifically. Sounded kinda funny, but curiosity got the better of me, you know? Decided to just grab one and see what was up.
It arrived pretty quick. Package was plain, nothing shouting about what’s inside, which is good. Popped it open, and yeah, it looks exactly like a plastic egg. Like something you’d get from a vending machine, almost. Kinda small, fits right in your hand. Inside the little plastic shell was the stretchy egg thing itself and a small packet of lube. Simple enough.
Giving it a Go
So, waited till I had the place to myself. Took the stretchy bit out of the plastic egg holder. It’s super soft, really pliable material. Opened up the lube packet – just enough in there, seemed like it. Put the lube inside the egg thing, spread it around a bit.
Using it was… straightforward. It stretches a lot, way more than you’d think just looking at it. Slid it on. The feeling? Well, it’s got these textures inside, bumps and ribs or whatever. It wasn’t anything crazy intense, but it was definitely… something. Different. Kinda felt nice, honestly. Did its job without much fuss. The whole ‘easy beat’ name kinda fits, it’s simple to handle.
Afterwards and Cleanup
This was the best part, really. Since it’s a one-time use thing, cleanup was zero effort. Just… tossed it in the bin. No washing, no drying, nothing. That convenience factor is pretty high, gotta admit.
- Super easy to use
- Texture inside was noticeable
- Cleanup is basically non-existent
So, my final take? Yeah, it was an interesting little experiment. It’s not gonna replace anything more substantial, let’s be real. But for what it is – a cheap, super simple, disposable thing – it’s decent. Handy if you want something incredibly low-effort with zero cleanup. Glad I tried it just to see what the deal was. It does exactly what it says on the tin, or egg, in this case.
