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Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… egg thing, you know? I saw some folks jabberin’ about it online, and well, it got me curious. Folks callin’ it an “egg easy beat” or somethin’. Sounds like somethin’ you’d do in the kitchen, right? Beat an egg easy, like for a cake or somethin’. But this ain’t no cake egg, that’s for sure.
Now, from what I gather, this here egg thing ain’t for eatin’. It’s… well, it’s for… you know… for… ahem … for men. Yeah, for men. Don’t make me say it out loud. These city folks, they come up with the darnedest things, I swear. They got gadgets for everything, even for… well, you get the picture.
They say it’s small, like a real egg, maybe a bit bigger. Easy to hide, they say. Like you could sneak it into your bag if you’re goin’ on a trip or somethin’. Why you’d need to hide it, I don’t know. Seems kinda sneaky to me. But then again, I’m just an old woman, what do I know about these things?
Some folks online, they talk about usin’ it more than once. They say you can clean it. Clean it? How in the world do you clean somethin’ like that? I guess you just wash it out with water or somethin’. But some say it ain’t made for that. They say it’s a one-time thing. Use it and toss it. Seems wasteful to me, but then again, I ain’t the one usin’ it, am I?
- One fella said if you’re gentle with it, it can last a good long while. Months, even! But if you’re rough, well, it ain’t gonna last long. That makes sense, I guess. You gotta treat things nice if you want ’em to last. Same goes for garden tools, same goes for pots and pans, and I reckon it goes for this egg thing too.
- Then there’s this talk about a “cool egg.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d get outta the fridge on a hot day. But nope, it’s the same egg thing, just with some kinda… uh… “menthol” stuff in it. Makes it feel cool, they say. I guess some folks like that. Me? I prefer a warm cup of tea on a hot day. But to each their own, I always say.
And they got all sorts of places sellin’ these things. Online, mostly. You just type in somethin’ like “Tenga Egg” or “Easy Beat Egg” and there it is. Pop up right on your screen. Amazing, ain’t it? The things they can do with them computers these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have no computers. If you wanted somethin’, you went to the store and bought it. Or you made it yourself. That’s how it was.
Now, I ain’t judgin’ nobody. If folks wanna use these egg things, that’s their business. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, far as I can tell. But I still think it’s a bit strange. All these fancy gadgets and gizmos. Sometimes I think folks just got too much time on their hands. They need to get out in the garden, plant some tomatoes, maybe raise some chickens. That’ll keep ’em busy. That’s real work. That’s real life.
But hey, that’s just my two cents. You youngsters do what you want. Just be safe, and don’t go breakin’ too many eggs, alright? And for goodness sake, if you’re gonna use somethin’ like this, at least learn how to clean it properly, or don’t be surprised if it ends up in the trash after one go. Waste not, want not, that’s what my mama always said. And that applies to everything, even these here… “easy beat eggs.” Seems like common sense to me, but then again, common sense ain’t so common these days, is it?
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this egg easy beat thing. Not much, I admit. But I reckon I know enough. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some real eggs to deal with. Gotta make myself a nice omelet for supper.
And remember, always treat your eggs right, no matter what kind they are.
Tags: Egg, Easy Beat, Tenga Egg, Men’s Product, Adult Toy, Online Shopping, Review, Reusable, Single Use, Cool Egg
