Discover the Charming Egg Tart Lamp Collection

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here thing, this “egg tart lamp”. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, but I reckon it’s somethin’ fancy folks use. Now, I know egg tarts, them little yellow things you eat, real sweet and all. But a lamp? That’s a new one on me.

First off, they say this egg tart thing is somethin’ from them Chinese folks. Never been to China myself, but I hear tell they got all sorts of funny foods over there. Apparently, these egg tarts ain’t just from China, but also from some place called Portugal. Sounds foreign, if you ask me. They got these Portuguese folks comin’ over and bringin’ their own egg tarts, then the English get in on it too. Seems like everybody wants a piece of that egg tart pie… or lamp, I guess.

Now, this egg tart lamp, it ain’t somethin’ you eat, no sir. It’s somethin’ you use to see in the dark. They make it look all pretty and cute, like a real egg tart, but it’s got a light in it. Some folks say it’s shaped like a little glass thing, and it’s even got a little USB port for pluggin’ it in. Can you believe that? A lamp that plugs in like one of them newfangled phones.

They got different colors too, I hear. One’s white and bright, and they say sometimes you can even see the stamp from the egg on it! Another one’s brown and warm, and they say each one’s a little different, with its own little marks and bumps. Kinda like real eggs, I guess. Ain’t no two eggs exactly alike, just like ain’t no two folks exactly alike.

White one’s bright, real bright, they say.
Brown one’s warm and cozy, like a fire on a cold night.
And they both look like egg tarts, which is kinda funny if you think about it.

They say these egg tart lamps, they ain’t exactly healthy to eat. Too much sugar and all that. But then again, you ain’t supposed to eat a lamp, are ya? It’s just for lookin’ at, for makin’ the place look nice and bright. Or maybe warm and cozy, dependin’ on which color you get.

Some folks are sellin’ these things, makin’ a business out of it. They call ’em “cute table lamps for girls” and all sorts of fancy names. I reckon some folks’ll buy anything if it looks pretty enough. And I guess these egg tart lamps, they do look kinda pretty, in a funny sort of way. They also make it sound all fancy, callin’ it a “Bauhaus series” lamp. I ain’t got no idea what that means, but it sounds important.

They say this egg tart lamp is made of glass, real delicate-like. Gotta be careful with it, I reckon. Wouldn’t want to drop it and break it. But it’s a table lamp, so I guess it just sits there, lookin’ pretty and shinin’ a light. I heard they even make ’em with bumps and curves, not just smooth and round. Makes ’em look more interestin’, I suppose.

Now, I ain’t got much use for fancy lamps myself. I got my old kerosene lamp, and it does the job just fine. But I reckon if you got the money and you want somethin’ pretty to look at, then this egg tart lamp might be just the thing for you. It’s somethin’ different, that’s for sure. And who knows, maybe it’ll make your house look a little bit fancier, like them city folks.

Anyways, that’s all I know about this here egg tart lamp. It’s a light, it looks like an egg tart, and it’s probably made for folks who like pretty things. Me, I’ll stick to my kerosene lamp, but I ain’t gonna judge nobody for wantin’ a little bit of fancy in their life.

They also got these things called “egg lamps”, which I reckon are just lamps shaped like eggs, not necessarily egg tarts. But this here egg tart lamp, it’s special, see? It’s got that little tart shape, and that’s what makes it different. I guess that’s why they call it an “egg tart lamp” and not just an “egg lamp”. Got to be specific, you know?

So, if you’re lookin’ for a cute little lamp and you like egg tarts, then maybe you should get yourself an egg tart lamp. It’ll light up your room and make you hungry at the same time. Just don’t try to eat it, okay? It ain’t food, it’s a light. And that’s the long and short of it.