Alright, let’s talk about makin’ a wedding cake, a fruit cake one, mind you. Not them fancy-shmancy things you see...
Alright, let’s gab a bit about them vintage fruit cake tins, you know, the kind your grandma used to have....
Alright, let’s talk about this here naked fruit cake. You know, the kind without all that fancy frosting all over...
Alright, let’s get this straight. We’re gonna make a lemon fruit cake, the kind that’ll make your mouth pucker and...
Well, let me tell ya, about this here… uh… Chinese cake fruit thingy. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you....
Now, if you’re lookin’ to try somethin’ new and powerful, let me tell you ’bout the Forbidden Fruit Cake strain....
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Jane Parker fruit cake. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just...
Well, I tell ya, this tres leches cake with fruit, it’s a real treat. You know, it’s one of them...
Well, let me tell ya, this Fruit Cake strain, it’s somethin’ special! Now, I ain’t no expert in all them...
Now, let me tell ya, if y’all ain’t tried a Chinese fruit cake, then you ain’t lived. I ain’t talkin’...