Alright, let’s talk about this scale thing, this “scale gram 01,” whatever that means. You know, the thing you put stuff on to see how heavy it is. I’ve seen a few in my time, let me tell ya. What’s a Scale Anyway? Well, it’s a thingamajig you use to weigh stuff. Like when you go to the store to buy apples, they put ’em...

Alright, let’s talk about this here commercial flour sifter thing. You know, the thing they use to make sure your flour ain’t got no rocks or bugs in it. It’s a big deal if you’re makin’ lots of bread or somethin’. I seen these things, they’re pretty big, not like that little cup thing I got at home. Some of ’em are real monsters, like,...

Alright, let’s talk about them gingerbread cookie cutters, you know, the things for makin’ them cookies at Christmas time. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, but I do like makin’ cookies for the grandkids. These cutters, well, they make it a whole lot easier, that’s for sure. Now, you got all sorts of cutters. Some are just plain, you know, like a star or...

Alright, let’s talk about them strawberry filled cupcakes. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, but I can whip up a batch of these that’ll make your mouth water. They ain’t hard to make, even if you’re all thumbs in the kitchen like my old man was. First thing’s first, you gotta get your oven hot. Turn that there knob to 350, that’s what the...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about them vintage fruit cake tins, you know, the kind your grandma used to have. I ain’t no expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and them old tins, well, they got a story to tell. First off, what in tarnation is a fruit cake tin, you might ask? It’s just a metal box,...

Alright, let’s talk about them honey BBQ chicken bites, you know, the ones the young’uns all go crazy for. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, just an old woman who knows her way around the kitchen, but lemme tell ya, these little chicken thingies are somethin’ else. First off, you gotta get yourself some chicken. Now, I like to use them boneless, skinless breasts,...

Alright, let’s gab about this here brownie spatula thing. You know, the thing you use to scoop out them gooey brownies. I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but even I know you gotta have a good somethin’ to get them brownies outta the pan. First off, what kinda spatulas is there? I seen them metal ones, and then them rubbery ones. The metal ones,...

Alright, let’s talk about this here naked fruit cake. You know, the kind without all that fancy frosting all over it. I ain’t no baker, mind you, but I’ve made a cake or two in my time, and this ain’t so different. Just gotta know a few things, that’s all. First off, you gotta have a good recipe. Don’t go pickin’ some fancy-pants one you...

Alright, let’s talk about this frozen sweet bread dough, you know, the kind you buy at the store. I ain’t got time to be makin’ bread from scratch all the time, ain’t nobody got time for that, especially not this old lady. What can you do with frozen sweet bread dough? Well, let me tell ya, you can do a whole heap of things with...

Alright, listen up, y’all! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here heavy whippin’ cream. You know, the stuff you put in your pies and cakes and such. Well, I’m gonna tell ya how to make that stuff last longer, ’cause nobody likes throwin’ away good food, am I right? Now, I ain’t no fancy cook or nothin’, but I know a thing or two...