Alright, let’s talk about this frozen pistachio dessert I whipped up. It all started because I had a bunch of pistachios lying around, and I was craving something sweet and cold. Figured I’d try my hand at a frozen treat, ’cause why not?
First things first, I shelled all those pistachios. Took a while, but it was kind of therapeutic, in a weird way. Then, I tossed them into my food processor. I wanted some texture, so I didn’t grind them too fine. Just a few pulses, you know?

Next, I grabbed some heavy cream, powdered sugar, and a splash of vanilla extract. I whipped the cream until it got all fluffy, then folded in the sugar and vanilla. Simple stuff, really.
- Shell the pistachios
- Grind them coarsely in a food processor
- Whip heavy cream with powdered sugar and vanilla extract
Now came the fun part. I mixed in the ground pistachios with the whipped cream. Oh, and I also threw in a little bit of green food coloring, just to give it that nice pistachio color. You don’t have to do that, but I think it makes it look prettier.
After that, I scooped the whole mixture into a loaf pan that I’d lined with plastic wrap. Made it easier to get it out later, you see. Then I smoothed out the top and popped it in the freezer.
I had to wait for like, four or five hours for it to freeze completely. It was tough, but I kept myself busy. Finally, it was time! I took it out of the freezer, let it sit for a few minutes so it wasn’t rock solid, and then sliced it up.
The Result?
Pretty darn good, if I do say so myself. It was creamy, nutty, and just the right amount of sweet. Plus, it was super refreshing on a hot day. I’d definitely make this again. Maybe next time I’ll add some chocolate chips or something. We’ll see!