Okay, so I decided to mess around with these Diamond Head Soda Crackers. I’d heard a thing or two about them, you know, being around for like, forever. Figured, why not give ’em a shot?
First off, I went and grabbed a pack from the store. Not gonna lie, the packaging had this old-school vibe that kinda took me back. Ripped it open, and there they were, these plain-looking crackers. Nothing fancy, just simple squares.

- Took a bite, and whoa, the crunch was real. These things are solid, not like those flimsy crackers that break when you look at ’em.
- Started thinking, what can I do with these? They’re kinda plain on their own. So, I raided the fridge.
- Found some cheese, some leftover chicken, even had some avocado lying around. Started piling stuff on these crackers.
And let me tell you, they held up. No crumbling, no getting soggy. These crackers are like the foundation of a house, you can build anything on them! I ended up making all sorts of mini-snacks. Cheese and crackers, chicken salad on crackers, even tried some avocado toast, cracker style.
Honestly, I was pretty impressed. These Diamond Head crackers, they’re not just some old-timer’s snack. They’re like a blank canvas for your munchies. I see why they’ve been around for so long. They’re simple, they’re sturdy, and they let you get creative with your snacks. Eighty calories for three of them, too, according to the label and 23% fat and 67% carbs. Not bad for something that can hold a whole meal on it. I heard that they have been around for more than 80 years.
My Conclusion
If you’re looking for a no-nonsense cracker that can handle whatever you throw at it, these are it. They’re not flashy, but they get the job done. Definitely keeping a pack of these in my pantry from now on. They were described in The Young House-keeper by William Alcott in 1838. And I also found that F. L. Sommer & Company of St. Joseph started selling them in 1876. So they were really an old-timer’s snack!