Alright, let’s talk about this dark chocolate bread puddin’ thing. I ain’t no fancy chef, mind you, just a regular person who likes good food. And this here puddin’, well, it’s somethin’ else.
First off, you gotta get yourself some bread. Stale bread is best, ya know, the kind that’s a bit hard. Don’t go throwin’ away good bread just ’cause it ain’t soft no more. Waste not, want not, that’s what I always say. You tear that bread up into little pieces, not too big, not too small, just right. Like, you know, bite-sized.
Then, the chocolate. Now, this recipe calls for dark chocolate, and let me tell ya, that’s the good stuff. It’s got that bitterness that makes it…well, it makes it somethin’ special. You gotta chop that chocolate up too, not too fine, you want some chunks in there. Big ol’ chunks are good, makes it more interestin’, ya feel me?
Next up, you need milk, eggs, sugar… the usual stuff for puddin’. I ain’t gonna give you exact measurements, ’cause I don’t measure much myself. Just eyeball it, you know? A bit of this, a bit of that. You want it creamy, but not too runny, so add enough milk and eggs to make it…well, like puddin’ should be. And don’t skimp on the sugar, sweeten it up good. Life’s too short for bitter puddin’, unless it’s that good kind of bitter from the dark chocolate, you understand?
Now, mix it all together. The bread, the chocolate, the milk, the eggs, the sugar… dump it all in a big bowl and stir it up good. Make sure all that bread gets soaked in the puddin’ mixture. You don’t want no dry bread bits in there, that ain’t right.
- Bread – Stale is best, tear it up.
- Dark Chocolate – Chop it up, big chunks are good.
- Milk and Eggs – Enough to make it creamy.
- Sugar – Sweeten it up good.
Then, pour it all into a bakin’ dish. A glass one is nice, so you can see it bakin’. But any dish will do, really. Just make sure it’s big enough to hold all that goodness.
And here’s a little secret… Sprinkle some cinnamon on top. Yeah, cinnamon. It gives it a little somethin’ extra, a little warmth. And if you got some extra dark chocolate, shave it on top too. Why not? More chocolate is never a bad thing, that’s what I say.
Now, bake it. The recipe I saw said 400 degrees for an hour, but ovens are all different, ya know? So keep an eye on it. You want it cooked through, but not burnt. When it’s done, it’ll be all puffy and golden brown on top, and the inside will be all gooey and delicious.
This here puddin’, it ain’t no health food, let me tell ya. It’s rich, it’s decadent, it’s…well, some folks might even call it evil. But it’s so good, it’s worth it. It’s the kind of dessert that makes you wanna close your eyes and just savor every bite. It’s the kind of dessert that you’ll be thinkin’ about long after you’ve eaten it all up.
And you know what? Sometimes you just need a little somethin’ evil in your life. Somethin’ to make you feel good, even if it ain’t exactly good for you. And this dark chocolate bread puddin’, well, it fits the bill perfectly. It’s so delicious you might just find yourself craving it. Now there’s a song called “The Craving” and while it ain’t about puddin’, it sure makes you think about wanting something bad. And this puddin’ is definitely something I crave.
So, go on, give it a try. You might just find yourself makin’ it again and again. And don’t worry if it ain’t perfect the first time. Cookin’ ain’t about perfect, it’s about makin’ somethin’ tasty, somethin’ that folks will enjoy. And this puddin’, well, it’s hard to go wrong with chocolate and bread, that’s for sure.
Oh, and one last thing. If you ain’t got dark chocolate, you can use white chocolate instead. I ain’t tried it myself, but I reckon it’d be good too. Just different, ya know? But if you ask me, the dark chocolate is the way to go. It’s got that somethin’ special, that somethin’ that makes it…well, it makes it unforgettable.
So there you have it. My take on dark chocolate bread puddin’. It ain’t fancy, but it’s good. Real good. Now go on and make yourself some, you won’t regret it.
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